Эх, слоупок ты слоупок.
*Bridgekeeper: Hee hee heh. Stop. What... is your name? *
*King Arthur: It is 'Arthur', King of the Britons. *
*Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest? *
*King Arthur: To seek the Holy Grail. *
*Bridgekeeper: What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? *
King Arthur: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
*Bridgekeeper: Huh? I... I don't know that. *
*[he is thrown over] *
*Bridgekeeper: Auuuuuuuugh. *
*Sir Bedevere: How do know so much about swallows? *
King Arthur: Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.