Pissed like a motherfucker (but still not giving a fuck), Nigga Joe adjusts his shades and observes the gaping hole in his wall, only to see that Jersey City is being attacked by gremlin-looking things, and a really huge one is single-handedly raping the military's supply of jets, tanks, and infantry. Normally, Nigga Joe wouldn't bat an eyelash, given that he lives in Jersey City, but he figures that if that fat bastard keeps throwing police cars, the likelihood of his video games being destroyed is pretty high. After pondering the situation for a moment, Nigga Joe's thought process (which is insanely thorough, due to his IQ of 210) is interrupted by a small mob of mischievious gremlins, which he will refer to from now on as "Bitches". They proceed to edge toward his Brickstation 9000 and awesome computer full of porn, only to be intercepted by a fist to the face; this hurts them far more than a normal fist, as Nigga Joe has the words "BITCH" and "PLEASE" tattooed to his manly knuckles somehow.
Yet despite his manly knuckles, Nigga Joe understands that the Bitches won't be beaten by man alone, so he flips his couch over to reveal his second most prized possession: A pump-action 12-gauge broadsword claymore named Prince, which he bought from a Japanese online store for $15.99. After adjusting his shades yet again, Nigga Joe proceeds to beat and shoot the gremlins to a paste, and after falling twelve stories onto the streets of Jersey City below, he makes his way towards the Biggest Bitch, who is still destroying the town.