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45080 №4425860  

Amerifag trying to learn Russian here.
let me comment you guys have a weird-ass language.
beautiful structure, but fuckin' weird.

any tips on learning?

-ich spreche Deutsch, parle francais, et loquor.

>> №4425870  

>>4425860
Learning russian = waste of time. Discuss.

>> №4425876  

Nobody cares. Also, prove it, pls.

>> №4425878  

Deutsch is fuckin' great.

>> №4425887  

>>4425870 yes it is.
/thread

>> №4425893  
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>> №4425900  

>>4425876
I pirated a ton of Rosetta stone.

>> №4425922  

>>4425893 rubbish.

>> №4425946  

Saying "sosni huy'tsa, bidlo" to teh stranger is a good way to make friend in Russia. Remember it.

>> №4425956  

Bomjour, je suis David. Et vous?

>> №4425971  

>>4425893
OP here,
I'm a Dane living in America because my parents thought it would be nice.
I'm not cut, I've been receiving college education since I was 13, I think the Iraq war is stupid, I'm a Buddhist, and yes, today is 25.10.08.

>> №4426006  

>>4425956
shut up, David.

>> №4426009  

Молодец, учишь язык своих будущих господ. Одобряю.

>> №4426052  

>>4426009
the plan is to become an English teacher over there.

good idea/bad idea?

>> №4426063  

I want to visit Moscow underground after this

http://ru.youtube.com/watch?v=VvA60GRWZYk

>> №4426081  

op u r dick

>> №4426116  

>>4426081
that's "op, u r a dick"

learn to English.

>> №4426140  

>>4426116
sure? when should we use commas in english?

>> №4426148  

>>4425860
Hello!
The only worthy tip is to have a lot of practice.
There are tons of grammar textbooks.
Get used to different cases of nouns and adjectives. Our time structure is quite simple, but verbs can be transformed in multiple perverted ways that can easily be confused. Practice your pronunciation with a native Russian speaker (maybe over Skype or SIP).
If you prefer chans, 2ch.ru is very inappropriate, but 0chan.ru is OK.

>> №4426154  

>>4426063
это же киев, идиот

>> №4426195  

>>4426148
thanks, Useful Anon.

is there a market for English teachers in Russia, or should I go into interpretation?

>> №4426199  

>>4426116
u r dick too u mother slut and father "chljenodevka"

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>>4426154
В Киеве тоже есть Комстар?

>> №4426240  

>>4426195
Why english teachers in Russia pronounce "cunt" instead of "can't"? It's fukken weird.

>> №4426248  

>>4426154
С хуя ли это Киев? Я слышал, в киевских вагонах экраны висят. В начале клипа — эскалатор «Делового Центра».

>> №4426250  

>>4426199

something was clearly lost in translation.
in English, adjectives come first, then nouns,
or you can use the word "is".

>> №4426254  

>>4426240 it's fukken academic.

>> №4426256  

>>4426237
не знаю. там просто река на схеме метрополитена и три линии всего

>> №4426260  

>>4426237
ярлыки "блокировать" не заебали? в настройках отключается.

>> №4426271  

>>4426248
не висит там нихуя. все мониторы давно посадили.

>> №4426288  

>>4426195
It's too early to say. Russian academic system changes rapidly to worse, wages are already low (and most times unacceptably low), but if you are not concerned about that, you'll probably find a place quite easily in some linguistic institute or college. But being a teacher is not very fascinating =/
I mean lack of interest from students who mostly attend to get a diploma and forget everything because higher education (with a military course) frees from army draft.

>> №4426292  

А, правда, схема там не московская.

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>> №4426307  

>>4426254
Teacher asked me to translate sentence "i can't do it" with "cunt" pronounce. I said "I do it cuntly" in russian "Я делаю это пиздато", but that made teacher angry.

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>> №4426346  

>>4426288
there's a draft in Russia?

>> №4426369  

Op, russian kids are genrally retarded, obnoxious bydlovatie pieces of shit.

If you get to speak good russian, you'd better apply for teaching english to russian adults. This way you'll get big money and ebabelnie chicks will think you are cool just because you're from the U.S.

>> №4426378  

Oh, op. Du jo snakker dansk. Bra.
Nå, for sikkerheten at du er op skriv noe på dansk i slutt av post.

>> №4426386  

>>4426369
they'll think I'm...cool...?

>> №4426388  

>>4426378
I hver post, naturligvis

>> №4426415  

>>4426386
sure they are! russian girls do love foreing people.

>> №4426422  

>>4426378
>>4426388
IDEM SCRIPTOR

>> №4426425  

>>4426195

I think some "elite" school or university will be glad to see a native speaker as a teacher. Moreover in senior grades Russian is hardly used during the lessons

>> №4426426  

>>4426378
sorry, my countryman, jeg forstår ikke dansk.
that's the only phrase I know.

>> №4426442  

>>4426426
actually it's norwegian. Well, it's sad that you can't your parents' language.

>> №4426466  

>>4426442
it's on the list...
list of what I want to speak-
Russian
Arabic
Chinese
what I can-
English
German
French
Latin

>> №4426468  

Dansk > Norge

>> №4426487  

>>4426466
shit.
forgot Danish.
hahaha.
add that to the want to speak.

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Hey OP, this is "sobaka". Learn language this way.

>> №4426537  

>>4426468
ok, i'm not Norwegian, i just learned it for no reason.
>>4426466
so why wouldn't you learn Danish? It's pretty simple and moreover your parents speak it.

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>>4426487
lol, i'm slow
>>4426537-kun

>> №4426559  

>>4426537
I do, I forgot to add it.
is it easy?
I know it's extremely similar to Swedish, Finnish, and Norwegian.

>> №4426581  

You may wish to start an account on lj.rossia.org (an ad-free Russian/Jewish clone of Livejournal with higher average IQ)

>> №4426596  

>>4426528
I know simple words, like koshka is cat, moloko is milk, mat and otets are mom and dad, etc.

oh.
how do I put Russian into the Latin alphabet?
my ex was a Serb and was always writing in romanised cyrillic, so I know it can be done.

>> №4426634  

>>4426581
since when did Russians and Jews have anything in common?

>> №4426657  

>>4426596 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Translit

>> №4426678  

>>4426559

>Swedish, Finnish, and Norwegian

Finnish has nothing in common with other two. Finnish is very special language, similar to Hungarian.

>> №4426689  

>>4426559
It's similar to Norwegian and Swedish, but absolutely not to Finnish. By the way, you can English and German, so learning Danish will be extremely easy for you.

>> №4426702  

>>4426634

Jews can't help feeling themselves related to Russian culture and achievements, that's all

>> №4426707  

>>4426596

www.translit.ru

>> №4426721  

>>4426702

>Jews

Yids, fixed for you

>> №4426810  

>>4426063
А после этого я хочу побывать в подземке города New York

http://ru.youtube.com/watch?v=e9bS1dE0ps8

Семён

>> №4426827  

>>4426810
идиот, это токио

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>>4426827
When I saw it...

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ЛОЛОЛОЛОЛОЛОЛОЛО

>> №4427079  

8)

>> №4427101  

>>4426967
LOLWUT

>> №4427103  

>>4426967
what browser are you using?

>> №4427214  

>>4426596
mat i otets = mother and father
mama i papa = mom and dad
tak to!



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