Some facts about Russia, both good and bad.
GOOD:
1.) There are no women there. Only lolis. This is why they have a thriving Child Pornography industry that is the envy of the entire world.
2.) They love killing people, which is why there is so much gore from there. Chechens, Georgians, Afgans, you name it! Their streets are basically strewn with dead bodies all the time.
3.) They made the AK-47. Good stuff. You can kill a dozen Rwandans in two seconds with that thing!
4.) They invented Russian Roulette. FUCK YEAH SUICIDE!
BAD:
1.) They killed Hitler. What the fuck guys? Seriously, what did he ever do to you?
2.) Their men do ballet and gymnastics. Fucking faggots.
3.) They talk in some kind of fucking foreign language or some shit that I don't understand. SPEAK ENGLISH YOU STUPID FUCKS!
4.) They rape goats.