>>51799876
Hey, fatty. How are you?
>>51799876
You fucking faggot go to your mother vagina and suck dick your daddy bastard
>>51799971
Pretty good thanks, is it rare for an American to post here?
Не люблю треды, в которых ОП притворяется Американцем, а остальные показывают свои ёбазнания английского.
I heard that America is the gayest country in the world now, because your court set up that it is okay to gays to be married. Faggots.
>>51799876
From what city are you?
>>51800107
We probably are the gayest in the world right now but hey there isn't anything wrong with gays
>>51799876
But you're not American
>>51800028
They do post from time to time, not too often, maybe one faggot per month.
>>51800132
New York
Prove it or get out.
>>51799876
Mishka vodka balalaika horosho
>>51800162
I'm jerking my dick off on american soil right now, and i have hardly any freedoms so you bet your ass i am american.
>>51800153
It's not against gays, just funny, why to marry them? You are totally crazy.
>>51800192
Alright, how would you like me to
>>51799876
How's it going?
What are you doing here?
Репост с форчана:
What is up vodka drinkers? American here.
>>51800096
That's beecause u can't into english, bydlo.
Sup. All fine, thanks. You fuck your sister?
>>51800269
Just thought it would be interesting to talk to some people outside of the U.S., Canada, and Europe.
>>51800321
Of course, who doesn't !?
>>51800317
>beecause
Засунь своих пчёл себе в жопу и уёбывай к Буну.
Proofs bitch, withiut proofs you are a dick simply
>>51799876
What's up coca-cola sucker? wtf do you want here? we don't appreciate your language,neither you, slummy little occupant.
святая толстота, никто даже пруф не удосужился попросить...
>>51800317
>bydlo
>beecause
Ясно.
how to deal with attention whores.jpg
>>51799876
>What is up vodka drinkers?
Slow dead in agony, of course. Try to find something better, then that place.
>>51800371
Already asked before, what kind of proof would you want
>>51800377
coca-cola sucker? Hey i might be black for all you know and i could be about all of that purple drank. JUST KIDDING I'M NOT A NIGGER NO NEED TO RAISE ANY ALARMS
>>51800377
>никто даже пруф не удосужился попросить
>никто
>Уж 2 поста только про пруфы
Do you fuck in eyes, Anon?
Post a photo of your passport with sup cowboy
>>51800168
What is the area of New York? I know the city well
American city photo, please or go to suck bick Obama`s dick.
>>51800408
I could have whored myself off more on 4chan if i really wanted to but i am just fucking bored and wanted to talk to some russians
>>51800355
Yeaah, i did it too!
>>51800469
Photo with sup.
>>51800471
Do you like putin?
>>51800455
I don't have a passport
>>51800457
Long Island
>>51800469
I could just get a photo from google or something so that isn't very good proof
>>51800440
Which political party ideas you like most?
>>51800404
My mistyping can't save your per duck from certain bomb a null.
>>51800360
Bzzzzzzzz?
>>51800096
Да у тебя же ГЕРУНДИЙ
>>51800471
let's go to the 4chan /v/ mumble, we can talk there
mumble.wevidyanow.com, port 64738
chanell is called "Jimmies Jungle"
>>51800317
Особенно радует, когда быдлецо, знающее 2 сотни слов на английском, пытается подражать нэтив спикерам и, например, вместо "you" пишет "u".
>>51800513
>I could just get a photo from google or something so that isn't very good proof
>>51800499
>Photo with sup.
Do you understand me?
>>51800329
What do you think about Snowden? Should we extradite him to you for tortures in Guantanamo till his death?
>>51800503
Don't really know anything about him.
>>51800514
The political party of fuck the government it needs to be smaller and have less control
>>51800513
Пусть розетку сфоткает с супом, я забыл как розетка называется
>>51800513
>Don't have a passport
Go on and continue playing call of duty, you stupid kid.
>>51800513
Post a photo of random document with sup
OP is Nigger!!
>>51799876
Английский уровня бэ. Толсто.
>>51800168
Why don't you throw those fat-burning niggers from the main streets? Are you fucking nose-numb or what?
>>51800517
А ещё, помимо тредов, подобных этому, я не люблю людей которым почему-то кажется, что они все затроллили и у всех полыхает >per duck.
>>51800539
i don't know what mumble is?
>>51800539
you said you wanted to talk, right?
i'm right there in mumble
>>51800262
passport /sup,date/
>>51800601
voip tool
i hope you've got a microphone or something
Take a picture of usual electric outlet with sup nearby.
>>51799876
Did you serve in the army? If not, why not?
>>51800577
No, Mister wants to be understand by his slaves, so he speaks like that. It's a liberalism...
>>51800661
У них же нет призыва. Армия = работа.
>>51800557
Лол, написал пост, потом прочитал тред.
>>51800657-кун
>>51800570
You are saying nigger like it's something bad.
LOL,stupid OP so fucking fat troll, can't even make photo with sup, c'mon, seriously, could you just write "let's speak English in this tread".
>>51800685
And you think that no one is in the army of their own accord?
>>51800625
wanna give me like step by step instructions?
>>51800545
I live in a residential area so there aren't skyscrapers or tall buildings just houses. Want a picture of 'sup' and the view of my window?
>>51800554
What americans think about russians? Agressive? Normal? Frendly? WHO THE HELL THE RUSSIANS? WHERE IS IT?
>wants to be understand
>to be
>understand
u f8cking w0t m8te
>>51800540
Oh, I didn't mean to hurt you that way! I'm so sorry.
Maybe it's really a horrible feel when you can't speak any language except your native, but why you're crying so loud? It's not so hard to learn one or two foreign languages.
>>51800577
Почему все русские, которые не могут в английский, ругаются на нормальную английскую речь, будто она неправильная?
>>51800731
Everyone wrote that you must take photo of socket with /sup , you stupid cunt.
Give me like 3 minutes to give you guys proof.
SALO
>>51800770
i dont give a fuck about speak correctly, i don't live in US - so if you please, with sugar on top, stfu.
>>51800731
Помню тоже такой тред создавал, прикидывался немцем, так как живу в Германии пруфов было достаточно
>>51800814
Hey man,Can you say -who won WW2 ?
Помню тоже такой тред создавал, прикидывался немцем, так как живу в Германии пруфов было достаточно
>>51800731
1) get it from http://mumble.sourceforge.net/
2) install it
3) run it
4) click server ==> connect ==> mumble.wevidyanow.com, port 64378
ОП побежал за американской розеткой к соседу-хохлу, у того ж усе есть.
>>51800786
Посредственно.
>>51800597
Who cares? It's a obvious truth, so deal with it and try to chill your ass down.
>>51800786
What other languages do you know?
>>51800853
Сука, ебаная вакаба
>>51800814
And then can you answer this >>51800734 question, bro?
>>51800861
Нет.
>>51800550
> Shall
fix
Ладно, затраллил я вас, лалки.
ОП
Hey look 2ch.hk can count to 10 !
>>51800942
Нет.
>>51800734
The usual american thinks you guys drink vodka a lot, live in crummy grey apartments, are very tough and can fight great and are used to how cold it is over there and can walk around without a shirt on
>>51799876
Тупой, что тебе надо у нас дома, блядь??!?
1
2
3
3
4
>>51801006
Сучара, блядь. Надо заново.
1488
5
>>51800786
So you russian nerds like my little pony too? The fandom was strongest in 2011 but now i hate the usual brony and am annoyed by it really
Privet, pibdosina.
pidorussian-kun
Раз
Два!
>>51801021
I.....wanted.....to.....help.....
:.(
>>51800975
that's correct
ТРИ!
>>51800975
I can shit without putting my sweater off.
I am sending the proof photo from my phone to laptop through email so give it a sec
>>51801036
Are you gay?
Теперь двач оффициально не умеет в счёт до 10.
Hey OP, how about..... KFC AND WATERMELON!!????
>>51801084
no, but i think traps are hot
>>51801075
Нахуй так жить, пацаны?
>>51801096
once again, i am not a nigger
>>51801104
PIDORA OTVET
>>51801075
Facepalm.jpg
>>51801073
Пикчу-то приклей, он нихуя не поймет о чем ты.
Also i don't speak any russian so don't expect me to reply to any russian posts
>>51800942
i cannot beelive this shit.jpg
>>51801075
Ну тупыыые
>>51801118
YOU CAN'T TRICK ME!HOW ABOUT I'M GONNA LET YOU PLAY BASKETBALL?!!I KNOW IT'S IN YOR BLOOD!
>>51800786
Прочитал голосом Рэйнбоу Даш.
>>51801075
Fuck this life.
>>51801138
А тредшот на русском языке он, по-твоему, поймет?
>>51801149
They know it, just for fun.
>>51801149
Hey, sup!
>>51801195
Гроулем?
>>51800886
Only russian and english. I'm able not only write or speak but even think in english. You maybe know, that feel when you don't need to translate your thoughts into english before speaking or writing and can directly express them.
>>51799876
Wanna play with my johnson, sweetie?
По-моему, это девочка.
NIGGER WAS SERFING WEB FOR FREE FOOD AND FOUND 2CH.CK!
CAN YOU BELIEVE IN THIS SHIT!??
>>51801211
Я имел в виду фото, а не тредшоты. Дохуя анонов натягивали свитера на ноги ради смеху. А когда увидит, уже сам дойдет о чем ты.
>>51801239
Пффф, всего два языка?
Разговаривующий свободно на трех языках анон
>>51801219
trying to cool down my fucking house because it is pretty hot
>>51801244
sure
>>51801263
I found this a bit ago while looking around for 2chan.org stuff, thanks for the chuckle though.
>>51801280
HEAVY IS SPY!
>>51801316
fuck i meant 2chan.net
>>51801149
What kind of music do you like?
>>51801275
Я только русский и английский, но могу спеть на французском Марсельезу и сказать на немецком "руки вверх!" и "я тебя люблю"
>>51801342
Rap
>>51801275
>Разговаривующий свободно на трех языках
>Разговаривующий
>вующий
Please tell me you're trolling. PLEASE!
>>51801347
По китайски могу скзать "Я ебал твою мать" [ва-цАо-ни-мА].
NIGGA,HERE'S NO KFC OR WATERMELONS OR RAP OR FREEDOM!GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!
Oh,and send your proof already.
>>51801372
Lol, our schoolboys will appreciate that.
>>51801390
А я ещё на латыни знаю около сотни фраз.
>>51801375
Что не так? Прости, но я русский только три класса учил.
>>51801372
Haha very funny. If i was a nigger i would be rioting over the zimmerman trial.
>>51801342
I like house music, breakcore, J core, and just shit like that.
>>51801439
Скажи что-нибудь эротичное на латыни, детка! ;)
>>51801439
Понимаю эсперанто.
>>51801239
> english
> e
> russian
> r
Oh, kid. Stop disgracing yourself and go find a better place to show off. Or learn the basics before starting to bitch around. Maybe you've learnt some words from cartoons and videogames, but this is the worst way to learn any language. You made a horrible mistake: you've let your vocabulary blind you.
But why the hell am I writing this? You're just another pathetic attention whore who proud of his weak English. You've gone too far, I can't save you.
>>51801442
Разговаривающий
There
>>51801498
A date, you fucktard. A DATE.
>>51801498
Do a photo of your foot
Yo, OP, gimme your Steam. I would love to have American bro.
>>51801498
lol. it took you awhile din't it
posted the nigger behind you
>>51801510
You can just fucking look at the exif data if you want a date !
HIDE YO WIFES,HIDE YO KIDS,CUZ NIGGA-OP IS TROLLING SO FUCKING HARD,THAT HIS FAT CAN DESTROY COUNTRY!
>>51801460
Fortuna - non penis in manus non captere et non frictere.
>>51801539
i think he wants to date YOU
Но это все еще может быть русский иммигрант
>>51801498
>SOP
ONONYMOUS.jpeg
>>51801527
I only have a laptop which isn't good for games at all i am saving up for a good pc. So for now i don't use steam i play xbox 360
>>51801460
За этим иди к Катуллу, у него есть целое стихотворение вслед проститутке, которая его обокрала. "Отдавай мои бумаги, проститутка!" что-то в этом духе. Хотя подожди, эти оскорбительного содержания. За искусством любви к Овидию надо.
Господа Долбоебы, ваши кучи запятых не уместны в инглише. Местами годная иммитация гибнет из-за разорви мои глаза ватник-стайл пунктуации.
>>51801539
It's easy to make it up. Yeah, that's what you did while waiting for your "e-mail". Give us a date, you little fuck.
>>51801582
who gives a fuck - let him shove his foot up his ass as much i care
>>51801577
Уже стены обмалафил! :)
>>51801588
image was a little shakey and i have horrible handwriting so i looks like an 'o'
>>51801599
'ts 'y 'nt 've a 'ck 'bout 'em 'n 'ssian 'swll
>>51801612
Alright fucking fine give me like another 10 minutes or whatever for the one with a date because getting that email took forever
Hey. You here?
>>51801599
Почему каждый сраный пидорашка пытается научить англоговорящих господ языку, который он не знает и выразить своё ценное мнение о качестве языка, на котором сам разговаривать не может вообще никак?
Мне как раз к экзамену в аспирантуру английский подучить надо.
>>51801683
>You here
>>51801683
if by 'you' you mean me, than yes
>>51801697
> пидорашка
Проигнорировал неумелый вброс.
>>51801674
Use 2ch browser if you have android, its on Google play
>>51801498
Create Date 2013:07:16 19:13:18
2 hours, 31 minutes, 55 seconds ago
>>51801674
Prove that you have dick also.
>>51801588
Obosralsya.
>>51801722
Моар!
>>51801482
Hmmm. You maybe mad of your low english skill level (mine is advanced) and trying to make my perfect english weak just by typing
> english
> e
> russian
> r
Don't be upset, bro, you can reach advanced level too, but not by throwing shit to someone who knows english better. Just go have some practice.
>>51801751
Но только пидорашки так делают.
>>51801754
huh? The time is 7:16
I live in the eastern time zone
>>51801804
>, but
Ахаххахазаза
Ебанные запятые, ПРЕКРАТИТЕ ЭТУ ХУЕТУ!
>>51801850
PRIPEKLO
While i wait for the second fucking email i am going to take a piss
>>51801804
Почему я могу читать и слушать, но не могу писать и говорить? Какого хуя? На форчане РО сидел с год, с целью научиться, а потом заебался и дропнул. Сколько не пытался - не могу и все. ПОЧЕМУ?
Блядь вот он дибил, хули он мэйлы шлет?
>>51801837
Именно в этом месте с запятой у него как раз всё в порядке, пидорашка.
>>51799876
Иди нахуй, нигер. Пизда вашей америке скоро. Слава Руси.
>>51801727
What do you think about come to Russia in this ugly grey appartaments, drink vodka with russians brothers and his drunk bears near nuclear reactors? You are welcome!
>>51801804
I saw that weak trolling coming.
I'm not going to feed you anymore. Chatting with ignorant twerp is not the best way to spend my free time.
Take care, "friend".
>>51801883
PRIPEK**LAW**
>>51801916
Да мне похуй, на хуй иди пидор, тебя никто не спрашивал
>>51801916
just beyond awesome
>>51801960
Пидорашка обкакунькалась.
>>51801943
I would actually love to visit Chernobyl in ukraine
>>51799876
Hi American.
We are pidorashkas, white niggers.
We love to roll (drink) putinka (sort of vodka) for the Mother Russia.
>>51802004
Сукапидрнахуйиди
>>51802016
I don't. You suck cock
Russian means sober
>>51802013
But Ukraine is the butt of the World
>>51802019
Обкакуньки-обкакушечки.
>>51802044
Its time for hohlosrach, in english this time
>>51802013
In Ukrain live pigs, pigs everywhere, only pigs. Referred to as hohly
>>51802041
Because you're bear. Bears drink not vodka, only humans.
>>51802088
UYMISS EVREY
>>51802101
oh you!
Настало время для тонкого троллинга.
>>51800317
К тебе ватермарка приклеилась.
>>51802044
Do you russians also like to remove kebab?
Have you the gun?
>>51802152
> to remove kebab
wtf are you talking about, fatass
>>51799876
Хау эбаут пруфануть супца?
>>51802158
you have to use an auxilary verb here, biatch
mimekrokodile
>>51801904
You need to learn basic grammatics. It's hard to form a sentence without an understanding of how to link and place words in it.
And it's even harder to learn grammatics just by reading texts, listening to songs, playing games and watching films. It's good when you need to improve your pronounuciation and learn some new words and expressions, but when you're up to learn grammatics - you need a textbook or even a teacher if you can't handle it by yourself.
>>51802181
i guess not, google 'remove kebab' i guess if you would like to know what i mean
>>51802186
Looks kinda shopped. Take a picture of your window view.
>>51802158
Nope. But i have ze your mom's. In randomly holes, in randomly positions. AZAZAZA.
>>51802124
Misha, don't post homosexual pictures. Fu! Bad tier!
>>51802186
>>51802193
how does this faggot do it in the last minute i don't understand
>>51802186
Пачпорт изволь.
>>51802186
Did you have the gun?
>>51802207
Good?
>>51802227
Ахаххаха теперь ему опять мэйл отправлять
>>51802227
This is the last proof you are getting faggot
>>51802217
>pronounciation
self-fix
>>51802124
Pic related russian army.
>>51802217
В этом и соль - я никогда не учил ничего по учебнику. Значит, начинаем с азов?
Op is hohol rashodymsya
>>51802281
lel
>>51802227
Tits, tell her to show tits!
>>51802253
"do you have a gun"
did is do in the past
the means something mentioned before (or one of the kind, like the president & stuff)
>>51802268
Orly? You failed. You can have the "Worst "american" troll of the year" award.
Last one
>>51802310
Thanks, bro
>>51802330
POLYHNUL
>>51802330
Now we believe you.
Is there any way to become your pen-friend?
>>51802186
Дубль три. Do you have a gun?
Hey, OP, what do you think about shrekchan.org?
>>51802310
If you guys are talking about the grammar used for that question, the way this guy said it is how you ask the question.
>>51802330
Do you live on a second floor?
>>51802358
underbelievers are not welcome in the christian states of whatever
>>51802330
Looks like an usuall russian city
>>51802330
You american.
>>51802358
>pen-friend
>>51802371
Dubl' chetire, ду ю хэв э ган?
>>51802330
MAKE SUP WITH CAR NUMBER
Блядь, да есть у тебя пушка или нет, сукин ты сын?
>>51801954
Weak trolling was your
> english
> e
> russian
> r
I only want you to understand your problem and stop this worthless arguing with people who can speak english while you can't. Your envy won't make your english better, really. As I said before, just go and have some practice to improve your english skill.
Hope you'll follow my advices. Anyway, good luck to you, bro.
>>51802463
first make a sup with your asshole wide open, puss
>>51802463
YEAH! OP, GO OUT AND DO IT. OR ELSE I REPORT YOU.
>>51802358
umm well i have a facebook. I know that most of you guys use vk though right?
>>51802393
My bedroom is on the second floor.
Where is your rockets? Show me in the map.
Mr. Putin
>>51802480
i have no camera to do it. Russian students are poor.
>>51802412
> usuall russian city
>>51802536
Do you have a gun?
>>51802371
No i do not, i turned 18 not too long ago
>>51802282
Sure. Good luck to you, maybe we'll meet again and you'll write some words in english to me like "i focked ur motha u lil' shyt".
>>51802536
> I know that most of you guys use vk though right?
And what is your excuse for not joining the VK master race?
>>51799876
Anime is SHIT.
>>51802545
Then you definitely have to make the photo of your ass wide open, then put it on mamba & make yourself some money, fucking nitzschebrot
>>51802583
Because i don't speak russian and there aren't any people from the U.S. that use vk
>>51802596
Every think is shit, all world is god damn shit — what now?
>>51802596
3/10 troll harder
>>51802561
>and you'll write some words in english to me like "i focked ur motha u lil' shyt"
Low-level english? Yes, we i can! Fukk ur moms' in her pusy likes whore lal... she wos goot))00 Bye :3
>>51802634
Ololo, I'm not troll.
Anime is SHIT, It's FACT! Sorry for my bad english.
>>51802583
> VK master race
>>51802657
> Sorry for my bad english.
Проиграл.
>>51802667
No, Russians.
>>51802657
You're scum so your opinion doesn't even matter. Deal with it.
>>51802657
Of course, becouse you just white nigger. Don't you? Yes, you are.
Any of you guys like cars? I LOVE cars.
I am about to buy myself one of these.
Does 2ch.hk have an automotive board?
>>51802701
>кококо
Lol, butthurt of anime-children
>>51802701
No, she is right.
>>51802330
too lazy to do sup
>>51802715
/au/
>>51802690
They too.
>>51802737
This is Russka?
>>51802752
Khohlo too stupid.
>>51802737
Is that big thing on the bottom of the photo where you wait for buses?
>USA
Ahaha. Capitalistic shit!
>>51802744
Thanks, i'll make sure to check it out some time
>>51802759
Huy sasi))
>>51802789
Your nanotechnology? Ahaha. Pust mat' tvoya suck
>>51802715
Yep, we have one. It is called /au/ (autach). Be careful - very DANGEROUS place. If you can understand me, lol. BED INGLISH ITT.
>>51802775
That is actually a really cool building on the top left for the US. If that was actually a building it would be pretty cool looking around in it.
>>51802723
you may grow up as much as you wish. take a wife, get a job, become a boring old fuck - i don't give a one
>>51802715
Russian are poor, only Putin have car. He said: Not car, you fuckin russians! And not homes! And not foods! Not vodka! Only work! Work! Or i kill you and all your family!
>>51802810
why would you say it is very dangerous?
>>51799876
Yo, dawg? wazzup litl muthafukker?
>>51802840
sup muh niqqa
>>51802820
Lol.
>>51802828
There's we have many faggots. That's what I meant.
OP you still here? maybe more photos of your home? it's more interesting than just talk.
>>51802874
You are definitely one of them.
never-was-in-au-passer-by
>>51802753
Да
>>51802763
This station trolleybus (whatch pic). And i hate this. Very noisy all day. Hell machine.
>>51802874
I guess i could take a few pics. I still live with my parents so i am not going to just go around my house taking photos
>>51802910
Maybe. FUKK UR MOM'S BYDLO))00 AZAZZZAZAZaaszeoone))9 and yousur fother-cocksuker
Hey, muricanec. Who is better chochol or ruzke?
>>51802873
Not lol! Only sad! Sad and work!
>>51802955
lyahi, i think
>>51802924
take photos of your room.
>>51802960
Obkakylnicalsya. OP, do you know any bad-word on russian?
>>51802914
> trolleybus
> trolley
> bus
>>51799876
go away fag
>>51803018
Want to learn some?
Any clothes and junk are from my sister
>>51803043
Sure name off a few.
The only russian i know is from a tiny bit of DayZ and Girls und Panzer hehe
>>51803049
Thanks. Only one word - chaos.
>>51803049
Srach.
>>51803076
My body pukan is ready!
Too many mistakes itt. OP's just too fat peedorushka. Saging the motherfucker.
>>51803097
Do you like russian dance?
>>51803102
I know, i am really only in my room to sleep or to relax
>>51803123
Fuck. Dropped fucking sage.
>>51803123
Look at the sup with window, you stupid troll
>>51803097
Huesos - dicksucker;
Hyu - dick;
Mamu jebal - fuck you mom's;
Pezda - cunt;
-//
>DayZ
How about original Arma2?
>>51803174
>Stupid troll calls stupid troll "stupid troll"
another stupid troll
>>51803145
Do you masturbate on transsexual videos?
>>51803049
Apply a sheet with "sup 2ch.hk"+today's date on it, and I'll probably trust you, stupid faggot. Oh, and pic should be made on the backround of the outside.
>>51803049
Nice room.
>>51803208
All the time
>>51803216
> pic
the pic, of course
selffix
>>51802914
Когда ж в Химках троллейбусы на нормальные СВАРЗы или Мегаполисы заменят, нищеброды. Стыдоба же.
мимотранспортник
>>51803216
Тред не читай @ сразу отвечай. Были уже пруфы.
>>51803239
Show me.
>>51803206
>pezda
Dirty lang of level /b/
>>51803245
Блядь, возми да посмотри. Тебе может и в ложечку ещё насрать, а потом накормить?
>>51803237
Это ты еще в Евпатории не был, лол.
мимо хохол
>>51803235
fucked in eyes? here is proof >>51802330
> from my sister
Hey, have you ever had a sex with your sister? Now it's sister lovers thread.
What is allowed on 2ch.hk and russia concerning CP and lolicon?
>>51803257
>/b/ level
Most correctly, I think.
>>51803257
Is that post golden?
>>51803293
Now nothing.
>>51803300
the level of /b/
>>51803257
The cat is at its place, I'm quiet.
>>51803261
Да у вас и на железке хлам катается, который у нас уже в музеях только можно увидеть лет 15 уже как. В 95-м ещё паровозы в поездной работе можно было увидеть. Хотя и у нас хлама пока хватает, но его хоть капиталят.
тот-же-мимотранспортник
>>51803274
Fucking yeah.
>>51803304
Platinum.
>>51803310
Something like this (and even more explicit) is fine though right? No laws against animated stuff?
>>51803049
From Russia with love
>>51799876
Ya ne umey govorit' po anliski, i pa ruski tighche yt evt.
Sorry /b/ro.
>>51803351
Is that a CRT monitor? Make me unsee it.
>>51803351
pretty neat battle station bro, might want to get yourself a bigger monitor though
>>51803351
>ЭЛТ-монитор
>2013
>>51803354
can't understand
>>51803371
Чем от тебе не нравится? Я бы себе такой хотел.
>>51803347
>No laws against animated stuff?
Aww... we have one.
>>51803347
Not long ago laws asked our admin to close hentai board /h or /hc iirc.
>>51803387
Тащемта у них лучше изображение.
Ты не знал, ньюфажек?
>>51803293
Moreover, absolutely nothing. End even for any hint of it, your IP will be banned here forever. Nothing can be done about, Russia is a totalitarian state.
>>51803404
really? wow
>>51803347
Vanging a ban.
>>51803394
"Can not in to English, sorry."
>>51803394
Ti vse vresh
>>51803430
I'm probably never going to post again so i don't really care
On 2ch.hk not allowed just CP so be quiet posting drawn lolis while Mizulina not in this ITT thread.
use google translate, american fagot
Вкатился. Что здесь происходит?
>>51803411
> End
Oh fuck. I meant And.
>>51803407
А еще они охуенно портят глазки зверской разверткой.
>>51803411
> ban lolicon
> be totalitarian state
> break privacy of correspondence
> be the stronghold of the freedom
Pidorashkas never change.
>>51803456
I understood it is fine.
>>51803454
Nah i'm too lazy plus it isn't right half of the time
>>51803447
So you really do understand the meaning of the verb "to vang"m fatty?
>>51803464
Щито поделать, я нищеброд.
>>51803482
> Nah i'm too lazy plus it isn't right half of the time
Я не понимаю английский, переводи на русский. А еще мамку твою ебал. Din?
>>51803478
Но откуда американец знает про пидорашек?
^__^
>>51803382
If i want i use this
>>51803506
И про вангование. Вангую переехавшую пидоршку.
Can u give me some CP
mimo_american_guy
>>51803504
See i tried to translate that but it gave me:
"I do not understand English, a translation into Russian. And your nurse fucked. Din?"
I am sure that is mostly right but i don't think nurse fucking was part of what yous said.
/r/ some CP to itt thread.
mimo_american_gay
>>51803536
>mimo_american_guy
walkthru crocodile you mean?
>>51803536
Is that a username? What is that username even for?
>>51803509
What in the inscription?
>>51803501
На зрении лучше не экономить. Я бы добавил новый монитор в список покупок на максимальном приоритете.
живу без очков шесть лет, -1,5 на оба глаза
>>51803547
Not nurse, your MOM
Your mom with me doing some sex
>>51803509
>Colonel Sanders sticker on tiny monitor
haha
>>51803579
and other was true. but i dont uveren
>>51803579
but making sex, peedorushka
>>51803590
tu che ahuel)))
>>51803527
>>51803506
Две пидорашки возбудились. Амириканцев под кроватью ищут.
>>51803573
У меня он пять лет уже, брат жив.
Горбатиться за 10к в месяц не хотет ради монитора.
>>51803570
silence - an eternity
said - dust
Молчание — вечность,
Сказанное — прах.
>>51803611
Привык уже, наверное. 10к - это ты загнул. Можно за 5-6 найти неплохой вариант. Можно с рук взять.
>>51803588
I like his smile, lol
>>51803621
"is" instead of "-"
>>51803606
Оп гласит, что тут американец.
OP come again tomorrow with proof in OP pic.
>>51803656
whats time you coma again?
>>51803638
10к в месяц это уровень зарплат. На две недели я же не устроюсь. С рук нахуй. В магазин хоть по гарантии можно отнести в случае чего.
>>51803656
Probably won't come again tomorrow, i am busy a lot of the time.
I can't keep patience anymore!
cock, dick (but much more offensive) - HOOY
cunt (exactly offensive) - PIZDAH
to fuck - EBUTJ
Do you guys like my house decorations?
>>51803656
So sad.
>>51803685
vainly, op
>>51803709
No. Religion for slaves.
>>51803723
It is there because of my parents, i do not follow a religion
Have you ever seen the rain comin' down on a sunny day?
>>51803732
NI GGER)
>>51803723
You're for slaves, bitch.
>>51803737
Is that a movie or a band or do you mean literally? If you mean literally, yes i have and it was a very hot day too.
>>51803737
blind rain, AZAZAZA.
>>51803754
We call that "a blind rain".
>>51803763
mushroom rain
>>51803754
just remembered a good song :3
OP, are you suffering from tornados?
>>51803709
I like it. Feel the difference.
>>51803783
> are you suffering
do you suffer. not now.
>>51803783
Yes, my brother dies in tornado accident.
>>51803799
> dies
how often?
>>51803783
No tornados over here. There might be a hurricane sometimes though.
>>51803804
Every fucking day.
So let me get this straight, You are not allowed to post animated child porn but you can have a fucking /fur/fag board?
>>51803834
Do we?
>>51803799
I love the smell of a tornado in the morning...
>>51803840
>>>/fur/
>>51803834
Yep. Zoophilie is not prohibited by law.
>>51803859
I was trying to link the board but i guess you can't do that here
>>51803851
I lost, you sodomit
>>51803834
Zoophilia and incest are legal.
>>51803892
for the time being
>>51803881
yeah but i meant without using the actual link in the address bar and just naming the board. Like if i was to say
>>>/fur/
it would be a link to the furfag board
>>51803908
Incest wasn't illegal ever, and wouldn't be.
>>51803807
you fought in Vietnam? your relatives?
I posted this and even not banned.
It's magic.
>>51803911
no, our admin didn't make this
>>51803920
No, and no one that i know
>>51803919
This is Russia, boy
>>51799876
ahahaohwow. nie jesteś Amerykaninem. nie wierzę.
>>51803925
I am posting this and i am not Banned, it is indeed magic.
(This may be the post that bans me LOL)
>>51803934
bring here a pic where russians are stoning a modern train
>>51803933
What do you think about this war?
>>51803934
Ну охуенный же поезд справа.
>>51803948
MOAR!!
>>51803951
I don't really know anything about it
>>51803948
FUKKEN SAVED
>>51803948
Nice pic, thanx. It's jailbait?
>>51803966
You didn't be taught it at school?
>>51803982
Nope, It's CP, fag.
So does someone want to tell me how to delete a post before i get B&?
>>51803992
in no way. we can't delete our posts.
>>51803942
Реально же американец. А ты поляк или полячка?
>>51804023
Немцефаг по-моему
>>51804006
no but really are you going to tell me or am i going to wait until i get B&?
>>51804006
Yep, they all are recorded and tied to our cases in KGB for life.
>>51804044
> am i going to wait until i get B&?
this, you sholudn't have done that, bro
>>51804044
dont worry, nobody will know about
>>51804054
sort of seems like you guys are telling the truth about not being able to delete posts but then why is there a check mark next to every post?
>>51803966
Do not think that I am against Americans, just i like history this war, rock, movies.
>>51804038
> nie jesteś Amerykaninem. nie wierzę
ние естьес американинем. ние виерже.
"Не американец. Не верю". Славяне могут понимать языки друг друга без перевода, если поднапрячься.
>>51803962
ПОТОМУШТА ОМИРИКАНСКЕЙ!
>>51804092
1.I wasn't really taught about it much in school no.
2.It's okay i am against america anyway so i wouldn't mind if you were haha
>>51804085
dont know maybe it is for moderator
>>51799876
Do you know the meaning? You know, pitbull? Right?
>>51804085
LOL. I'm more than a year here and only now payed attention to this.
>>51804085
dunna, bro
>>51804096
пидоршки не славяне же
>>51804148
Хохол закукарекал.
>>51804120
On 4chan they have 2 uses, deleting posts and reporting posts.
>>51804112
>i am against america anyway
I don't like your country too, but interesting to know what do you have against it?
yes, my english sucks because i learned it by software and videogames, sorry if my
ignorance harrassing you
>>51804148
Look at him, saloed itt.
>>51804159
most of our boards too. but just not 2ch
>>51804159
4chan's /b/ just piece of shit.
Only 2ch.hk/b/, оnly hardcore.
>>51804148
Да это польские пидоршки не славяне, они даже славянскими буквами писать не умеют и папе Римскому подчиняются до сих пор. Это уже тысячу лет как не модно.
>>51804166
Do not worry that english was good. Well at the moment we are really just ripping to shreds the paperwork this country was founded on and we are supposed to be AMERICA THE LAND OF THE FREE but we are just cattle for them to round up and control.
>>51804203
They both seem pretty bad ;D
>>51804217
> THE LAND OF THE FREE
Oh, I remember Justin Carter.
>>51804112
The majority here against Russia (me too, I am a cosmopolitan) so we wouldn't mind if you were :3
>>51804237
Everyone doesn't like Russia.
>>51804237
Космополитен в треде! Все в пентхаус!
>>51804217
So you, murricans, are russians too. Clear.
>>51804230
No, 2ch is made of great Abu, he is still anonymous. That is why 2ch not sux and true ANANIM-LEGION
>>51804254
Said hohol and resumed eating his shit.
>>51804283
> of
by
>>51804294
> hohol
a hohol
>>51799876
Why your government support lazy idiots from the General Motors? Should the government intervene with the free market and save failing businesses?
>>51804294
not hohol, right name for him is pigfat-eater
>>51804283
I honestly wish anonymous (the group) never came to be. Anonymous used to mean something but now the group is just a bunch of moralfags and others who are just using it as a means to do their rioting and such
>>51804316
> a khokhol
>>51804254
And asshohols
>>51804334
And even from Kharkiv, lol
>>51804300
You helping me teach English? Thanks man.
>>51804328
> pigfat-eater
Proigral.
>>51804334
>TEH KAKOL
>>51804341
stop carrying bullshit, russian
>>51804217
Well, i thought so. But there is so many russian fags who want to immigrate in USA, they think USA is a paradise, lol.
But i think US laws and government really fuck'd up, there is many better countries where you can immigrate.
>>51804347
Learning :DD
>>51804347
>Are you helping me to learn English
>>51804322
No i do not think they should save failing businesses. By doing that what the fuck is capitalism? You are choosing a select few corporations to succeed and leaving small family owned businesses and others to die out
>>51804334
Or cockol.
>>51804365
Canada eg
>>51804385
Do you or your family own a business?
>>51804378
Interactive fixer, I'm happy now.
>>51804405
No, me and my father work for the government in a way. We work for our town. Meanwhile my mother babysits
>>51804331
I talking about us, anonymous users, not about group named Anonymous
>>51804385
What do you think about McCain? He look like fanatic.
>>51804428
> babysits
Oh you.
> me and my father work for the government in a way
the police?
>>51804452
I realize, but i just wanted to mention that because on 4chan we can't be called anonymous without being associated with the group.
>>51804462
He is just pawn.
>>51804478
> we can't be called anonymous
And what are you called?
>>51804462
I don't really like him. I don't really like any of the people around right now. But i think Ron Paul is pretty good even though he is crazy haha
>>51804510
You misunderstood let me rephrase it. Whenever we are called Anonymous on 4chan we are always associated with the group.
>>51804478
Lol, when we have activity in /b/ like deanonymisation of somebody and prank, TV calls us Professional Internet Provocators.
>>51804541
Thus sitting at 4chan makes you a member of Anonymous? Right?
>>51804464
No, i work for the highway department so i do construction and other shit for highways. My father does a bunch of stuff. Specifically for the winters he goes around with a truck cleaning roads of snow.
>>51804481
in Russia we have many political clowns too
>>51804567
In a way yeah that is how media and others portray it
>>51804609
And how it actually is?
Hey, american, are you smoking?
>>51804642
we, slavs, do
>>51804649
ok, I do
>>51804566
We do a lot of the same on 4chan /b/ the most widely used terms of us is 'Hackers on steroids' and 'the internet hate machine' maybe 2% of 4chan /b/ actually can speak any programming languages haha
>>51804670
At 2ch 80% know programming (at least basic principles).
>>51804567
You are libertarian? I love you, bro.
>>51804689
> At
On
>>51804623
Well what do you expect from me? Of course i don't like it.
>>51804694
> You are libertarian?
Yes, I am. But how did you find this out?
>>51804698
I am pretty sure you just corrected him wrong
>>51804694 for >>51804524
>>51804709
> find
found, fucking fucking fuck!
and I'm a translator. srsly.
>>51804718
I corrected myself, and I did it because
> We do a lot of the same on 4chan /b/
>>51804737
find is actually the correct usage there
>>51804718
>>51804698
Also this, sorry i was looking at "(at least basic principles)" but 'At' and 'On' could both be used in that sentence
>>51804737
Ну нациблядков мамки по шконкам раскидали вместе с нашистамии пока не разбудили к завтраку, остались только мы.
>>51804767
at 2ch = on 2ch?
>>51804699
>Well what do you expect from me?
Dunno, lol. Just interesting to hear what you say. Anyway, i wouldn't feel myself very comfortable if i would live in country where you can get lifetime sentence so easily.
On the other hand, talking about laws, your law permits to carry guns, i think it's nice. I would have legal gun in Russia, not even for self-defense, i just like guns. But slaves aren't allowed to carry any weapons, lol, even cold steel arms are banned here.
>>51804767
> find is actually the correct usage there
Oh yes, I've missed 'did'
What do you think about education in America?
>>51804789
Da. Ne tupi.
American, answer this >>51804637 please.
>>51804789
Well depending on the sentence it may or may not be correct grammar but we don't use correct grammar all the time and saying 'at 2ch' is okay. I could say, 'I like it over at 4chan' and i feel it is better than saying 'I like it over on 4chan'
>>51804846
> but we don't use correct grammar all the time
You just ruined my world, bro. I was taught English by grammar nazi, so I got a different idea of the English-speaking world.
>>51804833
It is not respectful to call OP american.
>>51804882
sorry OP, I didn't know
>>51804833
Most of 4chan /b/ is guys trying to jerk off. Then there are pony threads (which are banned on /b/) Then Shitposts. Then newfag threads. etc. There are sometimes really good threads for trolling or for the deepweb, and for aonymous Operations(which i don't care for) but they are hard to find in all the garbage
>>51804890
>>51804882
This a joke? I don't fucking care haha
>>51804882
Why?
>>51804890
I am not OP.
>>51804937
I know.
>>51804937
But who are you?
>>51804945
another-guy
So, OP, are you smoking?
>>51804879
I like grammar nazi's and am one myself a lot of the time, but most americans don't use correct grammar at all.In fact they butcher it. So if a sentence was "Hey there brother would you like to go to the club with me?" it would usually end up "Sup bro, wanna hit the club?"
>>51804951
Почему называть американца американцем — неуважение?
>>51804968
По той же причине, что и негра негром.
>>51804958
I assume you mean just at all.
I also assume you mean tobacco not weed. Well i don't smoke a lot, maybe like one or two cigs a week.
>>51804968
Ну прикинь, ты в хачёвской деревне, а тебя называют "Эй, русский"
>>51804986
Их что этим притесняли? А как они тогда себя называют?
>>51804994
You smoke weed? Junkie! Addict!
>>51804994
MJ?
>>51804902
same shit here. all the same.
>>51805031
what?
>>51805057
Michael Jackson.
>>51805057
Cannabis?
>>51805070
I thought so but i don't see how that is relevant?
or do you mean mj as in marijuana?
>>51805081
I don't too.
>>51805081
I told about Mary Jane (cannabis). Are you smoke it?
>>51805109
i do but rarely. Maybe 4 times a month. Also yeah sorry i didn't understand we don't use the term mj where i live. Usually just call it bud.
>>51805095
Yep, marijuana, Mary Jane.
>>51805022
Sinner!
>>51805137
> bud
We have beer "Bud".
>>51805137
Now it's legal in your state?
>>51805172
nope
>>51805151
God will punish!
>>51805181
But somewhere in US legal?
>>51805196
oops
good bye, guys
>>51805212
Why? Whats happend?
Are you signed up for Facebook, OP?
>>51805202
Yes as 'medical' marijuana. So you tell your doctor that your back hurts and you need some medical marijuana haha
>>51805240
Orthodox and moral russian moderators.
>>51805212
^ This is not OP
>>51805246
yes
>>51805263
За унижения христоблядков уже банят? С каких пор?
>>51805282
Хуй знает ваши правила. Закон же о защите веры вроде приняли.
>>51805279
I too. But 2ch anonymous finds this unworthy him. Also, we have our own Facebook, this is VK vk .com
>>51805371
I have heard of VK yes
>>51805405
Oh. And where have you heard this? Also, what do you think about it? What think about it Facebook users at all?
If there will be Russian-Us war and I will go into captivity you will be slay and torture me very hard?
>>51805467
> If there will be Russian-Us war
Но зачем?
>>51805457
Heard of it a few times a while back forgot how but it really came back up to me when the VK of one of the boston bombers was found. Also i have never made an account so i don't have any opinions of it. Although have you ever heard of the video called 'daisy's destruction'?
>>51805467
I would probably be sitting home watching news of the US capturing russians lol
>>51805511
Of course I have.
>>51805505
Просто гипотетическая ситуация. Разумеется, что вероятность такого сейчас почти никакая.
>>51805555
Quad doesn't lie.
>>51805555
> Просто гипотетическая ситуация. Разумеется, что вероятность такого сейчас почти никакая.
> Just a hypothetical situation. The probability of it is almost 0.
What do you think about it, OP?
>>51805550
Some of the trailer was actually on VK and i was really confused on why it was even on VK haha
>>51805606
Many of americans are signed up for VK. Srsly.
>>51805605
Back when Kim Jung Un was making missile threats i was actually scared we were going to go to war with russia if NK actually did launch some rockets. So the possibility still exists. Plus the US is actually threatening you and china because of snowden! Too bad the american people don't actually have any say in what we do.
>>51805547
All right. assume a different situation: I escaped from captivity and knock on your door, can you hide me or you give me to the government or rape and kill me?
>>51805705
Well let's consider i lived alone. In that case i would definitely take you and let you hide with me. But if there is news of the government raiding american houses just to find you, i'd kick you out lol. But i would probably send you in the right direction to where safety would be.
>>51805693
> Too bad the american people don't actually have any say in what we do.
WUT? Are you serious, OP? We, russians, ukranians and belorussians don't have it too.
What's wrong with the world?
>>51805774
If we had ANY say in what we do Snowden wouldn't be running from us right now
>>51805791
Always wondered, what did he forget in Russia?
>>51805814
uhm he forgot something? lol
>>51805791
> Snowden
And generally, we do not told about it at all. Tell you, as detailed as possible.
>>51805693
If you will be attack, Russia die very fast. Russian army now destroyed, 30% weapons not functioning, 50% very old. 70% solders just dont want fight for russian goverment.
>>51805837
We say so. That means "Why the hell did he come here?"
>>51805852
> we do not told
we aren't told
selffix
What car do you drive. OP?
>>51805942
Nothing at the moment besides my parents, sister, and my brothers car. As shown earlier in the thread i will be buying a Toyota Trueno very soon.
>>51805997
piece of shit, imho
>>51805997
Not bad.
>>51806019
I realize most people have that opinion but if i were to drive for the rest of my life one car I would take a modified toyota trueno ae86 over something like any ferrari, porsche, lambo, any of those really.
OP, is it real to get jailed for pirating (software) in your country, or these are just horror stories? Did/do you know any pirate? Are you a pirate yourself?
>>51805693
Just political information manipulations. War of countries with nuclear weapons is suicide, no one will go for it.
>>51806078
Two teas for this gourmet.
>>51806114
If you use the internet over 40 hours a week over here chances are you pirate. So yes i do pirate. It is rare something like that happens but it could because there are honeypots which are made just to catch pirates. Chances are though either you get a week or so of jail or you just have to pay a fine. But even still that hardly ever happens. Also about a year ago they found out computers of the US Congress were actually being used to pirate some stuff haha. Over here it is better to try stealing using anonymous ways, because the government hates competition ;D
>>51806221
Why you hate niggers?
>>51806272
I like black people, i just hate niggers. Pic Related.
>>51806272
Why you hate haters?
>>51806317
Why you hate?
>>51806347
Why?
>>51806359
But who?..
>>51806221
Here, in Russia-Ukraine-Belorussia, we pirate everything and always. 95% use cracked Windows, almost all the games we play are cracked as well. Photoshop, movies, books. We pirate everything we need, and there's no need to use anonymous ways, the government doesn't control this at all. But perhaps only except business, everything here is strictly by law. But in general, the country of thieves Post-Soviet-Russia is. What do you think?
>>51806376
And how? Relax, man, we all just is dust on the boots of the universe. We all. And we all going to die.
How old are you, OP? Are you 19, huh?
>>51806591
Why do 4chan block posting from our IPs?
>>51806629
Oh they do? It is just like 2chan blocks IP's that are not from japan and also proxies. I guess it is to keep it to one language and to stop spamming.
>>51806629
Because we hate god damn russians, 4chan block posting only from Russia.
>>51806712
> to keep it to one language
All the point of native English speakers. We always gladly meet different languages on our boards, we always learn more than one language, but you never want to learn other languages and agressively meet incomprehensible ones. This all is very bad. Fags.
>>51806831
But I'm from Ukraine, motherfucker.
Fucking head pain.
OP come out now?
>>51807096
pardon?
>>51807128
OP is it you?
>>51807145
yes
>>51807145
YOBI NET DOMA, ETO EGO MAMA. A CHTO EMU PEREDAT?
>>51807210
OP, I'm going to bed. Pay us a visit again sometime. Good luck.
>>51807371
I may post again here or /au/ but i will probably start lurking /au/ from now on to collect more car pictures lol
Well yeah i'm out too. Hope i helped some russian anons out there in someway during this thread, Peace.
>>51807210
I want sex with you. I'll love you long rich American
>>51807440
Have you ever seen the getto?
>>51807836
I said i'm leaving nigger. Well yes i have and it is spelled ghetto.
What is up vodka drinkers? American here.